Friday, September 28, 2012

Realism as conceit, exhibit A

Long, indulgent post this, but it is one of those subjects I could go on and on about... which is basically what I've done here.

The subject of what comprises 'realism' in cinema has long intrigued me. No 'intelligent' conversation around films is complete without the obligatory running down of some popular entertainers from some overrated filmmakers against the under-appreciated, realistic, gritty fares from some under-appreciated filmmakers. I almost threw up in my mouth once when the day's realistic, under-appreciated film in focus was announced.

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Raj Kapoor for some people falls into the aforementioned over-rated category, both as an actor and director. I tuned into Zee Classic today just in time to catch the song Pyaar Hua, Ikraar Hua... from Shree 420 and the question of how much of the classic scenes unfolding on screen would be counted as real and what made them so effective, so endearing and immortal popped in my head. Sure, you were no more likely to run into someone dressed like Charlie Chaplin's iconic tramp on the streets of Mumbai in 1955, any more than you are now. I've often heard Raj Kapoor, and this film dismissed with a simplistic, "Oh, Raj Kapoor? He just copied Charlie Chaplin."

That song may not be the beacon of realism in cinema. It looks like it is mostly shot in a studio, and the rain probably came from a hose or whatever they use to simulate rain in movies. But the look on Nargis's face as she reluctantly agrees to share an umbrella with the lovable tramp is one of the most real expressions of barely acknowledged love I've seen. Later, as the lovers walk away singing in the rain under their shared umbrella, the camera pans to a roadside chaiwaala (or was it a beggar?), and for a few seconds focuses on his wizened face as it lights up at the sight of young romance.

Soon enough, the reverie is broken as Raju gets his own dose of reality - he's forgotten the heated iron in the laundry where he works, and sure enough, there has been a minor fire incident back at the workplace. A couple minutes of Chaplinisque slapstick with a fire extinguisher later, he is slapped with a whopping Rs 10 fine AND asked to work on the coming Sunday. Thus we are dragged out of the dreamy romance and into the plot of the story, where it is clear that Raju isn't a good laundry worker - he was after all meant for bigger things. The Sunday penalty also innocently steers us towards the next big event in Raju's life: his meeting with the sensuous Nadira, which will turn out to be just the lucky break he needed to make it in the big bad city.

This entire sequence - and the following sequence involving a game of poker - might be a textbook study on how to weave in romance, drama and comedy to make the narrative interesting. Things don't move along at nearly the same pace in real life, but as storytelling goes, it is a very satisfying experience.

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I have said before on this blog that realistic portrayal of any and everything isn't an end in itself. I didn't enjoy the art films as a kid and I thought I'd learn to appreciate them as I grew up. Now while I 'get' some of those films better, I'm still not a fan of anything that got dished out as parallel cinema. A lot of people are now agreeing that while there are some shining examples of the minimal style of movie making that evolved in the 80s, there were many forgettable films which tried passing off boring as artistic. I'm certainly not paying to watch a director's indulgence in what he considers good cinema at the cost of two hours of my life. I need my cinema to entertain me.

'Entertainment' may seem a shallow word here. The greatest cinematic moments that stay with us long after we first encountered them may not all come under the generic umbrella of entertainment. We all have our favorite bitter, sweet, sad, funny, sentimental moments from our most beloved films. More often than not, our memory these cinematic moments is about the emotions they evoke. Whether it is just a hint of terror you first felt as Gabbar's shadow falls on Thakur's hapless grandson, or the genuine laughter Rohit Shetty was able to elicit, or for that matter the sadness at watching Kamal Hassan limping after Sridevi's coach in Sadma.

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If you're honest to yourself, any kind of cinema ultimately works on an emotional level, even the so-called intellectual cinema - if that is even a thing. The intellectual bit of it is just to cut through the viewer's sense of what is real or fake, smart or silly and reach the emotional core. Hence Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro nods to your cynicism and goes ahead and makes you laugh at the outrageous Mahabharat scene. Sholay pays some lip service to the question of whether countering violence with violence is the solution - the word Ahimsa is thrown into the conversation - before taking you to the satisfactory blood drenched climax (or at least as blood drenched as the censors allowed it to be).

The truth is, the success of any film lies on its ability to manipulate you, the viewer into feeling some or the other form of emotion. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai wouldn't work if by the time of the climactic wedding, audience isn't rooting for Kajol to chose the moron over the good guy. How often have we immersed ourselves into the story of the moron and eventually heaved a sigh of relief as he gets away with everything he doesn't deserve, be it money, fame, success, redemption, or the trophy girl? 'Emotionally manipulative' is a term I often see in a lot of film blogs these days, as if it is a bad thing. Manipulation is really the name of the game here.

So how does realism figure in this business of manipulation? Obviously, as a manipulative device. You aren't going to buy into any of that drama if none of it felt real, are you?

The premise of Sridevi's temporary amnesia in Sadma may be illogical and absurd in itself, but it forms the backdrop for a very unusual emotional experiment - what if you fell for someone who'd eventually forget you? What makes the film haunting is how convincingly it builds upon this premise. Convincing is the key word here, which makes the difference between intensely sad and outrageously farcical. And without Kamal Hassan's wonderful performance, nobody would buy into the sadness of the absurd, unreal premise.

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No matter what the genre, a bit of realism is what helps the proceedings on screen cut through the layers of thought to tap into your emotions. This is true even of those genres you wouldn't think of associating with realism - horror, fantasy, science fiction, for example. One of the rare effective horror films in India, Bhoot managed to scare me (yes, I was scared watching Bhoot, go laugh) by suggesting how those terrifying supernatural things could be lurking right there in your plush little South Bombay apartment, and you could run into one without the trouble of travelling out of town to some spooky Haveli. Why, they could be watching over your shoulder even as you snooze off in front of the TV - something I do a lot. Some of the spookiest moments from the Grudge films happen in a hotel room, a school principal's office and a public bus - places any of us could be in any given day. 


That to me, is how reality is best used for cinematic purposes: to lure you into a believable world just enough to pull the carpet from right under your feet in a way only cinema can.

I just edited out a few lines about the original Star Trek here, to which my brother-in-law recently introduced me. I was clearly out of my league there. I also edited out Harry Potter for the sake of brevity and Madhur Bhandarkar for the sake of sanity.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Pa papa papapa pa Barney is the new leader of the gang andlifejustgotwaymoreawesome...

Note: The author does not, and will never support piracy. The best way to enjoy TV shows is to wait for them to be telecast in your own country, or buy the DVDs, rather than watching them within an hour of original telecast on sites like this or this. Please do not click those links, because that would be piracy. And piracy is bad.

So after months and months of trying to come up with the appropriate post on How I Met Your Mother that is admiring and critical without being a shamelessly over-the-top show of affection, I've decided to go for a shamelessly over-the-top show of affection. So how do I love the show? Let me count the ways...
  1. HIMYM is to me what Jhalak Dikhlaja or Indian Idol are to their respective followers. I'd have said Kyunki... or Bade Acche Lagte Hain, but those shows are daily meals, never commanding the kind of frenzy that surrounds the latest season of the popular talent show. From September to May each year, I wait for Monday evenings like a dumb twat, only to realize that the show only runs on Monday nights in the US, which is late Tuesday morning in India.
    Typically, my cyber procrastination on Monday comprises scouring the Net for sneak peeks of the coming episode, which usually amount to the few pictures and video clips tactfully leaked by CBS. Tuesdays are for reading the episode synopsis and reviews on various official and unofficial sites. (Of course I don't watch the actual episode until much later, when it is officially telecast on Star World, because, you know, I'm against piracy.) Wednesday onwards, its back to watching out for scoops on the coming episode and awaiting Monday like a dumb twat.
  2. My first tryst with HIMYM was when I randomly watched the season 3 episode "How I Met Everyone Else" on TV. I cannot think of a better entry point to the series for anyone who doesn't know the show and its characters yet. That episode is vintage HIMYM: with multiple flashbacks, flashforwards, varying versions of the same story, some of Barney's most famous theories, complete with graphics, and basically a good introduction to all the characters in a way you won't forget. By the time I cottoned on to what an awesome show it is and caught up with all the previous seasons by watching CDs my sister burned for me official DVDs, it was time for the Season 5 premiere, and the beginning of a whole new chapter of my life (see para (1) for details).
  3. I couldn't care less who the mother is. It's cute how they keep revealing the story of how Ted actually met the Mother one detail at a time, but the Mother thread is really the narrative gimmick to distinguish this show from a regular ensemble comedy about friends hanging out together and going about their lives and growing up, a la Friends. The narrative is actually a cross between The Wonder Years and Friends.
    Also, the flashback framing device allows for a lot more tricks that the show keeps delivering consistently. As audience, we are frequently treated to peeps into the future and little scoops of information that the characters are unaware of, making the viewing experience more interesting. Some of the cutest flash-forwards have nothing to do with the Mother arc, like the story arc of Wendy the Waitress. Even the husband, who is perpetually in eye-roll mode whenever I'm watching or talking about the show (and that's a lot of eye-rolling), cannot contain his curiosity on whether Robin and Barney eventually do marry. (They do - oops, spoiler.)
    Above all, the real story that is being told under the pretext of Ted's Great Love Story is one with a lot of heart. Anybody who claims to not care what happens to Marshall & Lily or Barney & Robin and wants them to tell us about the mother already, is lying.
  4. I lurve Barney. Actually Neil Patrick Harris. I mean his performance as Barney. I couldn't love NPH because I know he's gay and ALSO, I'm happily married now, although I wasn't when I first started watching this show. But you get the point.
    Every modern ensemble comedy series has a douchebag - the goodlooking guy who may be the dumbest, weirdest and most pointless guy in the group but who inexplicably gets the most girls, going through non-committal relationships and one-night stands as a matter of routine. Seinfeld had Kramer, though as an early template, he wasn't so bad as some of his successors. Friends had Joey, and among later shows, Rules of Engagement has David Spade, New Girl has Schmidt, and the Exes has Phil. One of the greatest mystery of American television for me is how the Douchebag manages to stay friends with the female members of the group. Anyway...
    Come to think of it, you'd hate that guy in real life. It is to NPH's credit that he brings in the right mix of goofiness and vulnerability besides of course the requisite comic chops to Barney's character to have made him the breakout character of the series. But one must also appreciate the writers for creating one of the most complex jackasses of all time. Right from the first season, you see hints of a more layered person beneath the narcissistic pile-on. Very subtle hints, mind you, because nobody on television has ever tried so hard to conceal their goodness, their need to be around friends and be loved, as Barney does. In terms of overt douchebaggery concealing a good heart, he out-Sheens Charlie Harper.
  5. Lily and Marshall - Lilly and Marshall :)


      I mean the cuteness. Not the habit of multiplying. Although I wouldn't mind if they did really produce a bunch of little Lillys and Marshalls 
  6. Robin kicks ass. I'd tell you how, but this post is spinning out of control now, and I can't get myself to edit the Barney part. But Robin totally rocks. So does Ted.
  7. Did I mention I love Barney?
  8. The husband thinks Ted, Barney and Robin should just have a threesome and get it over with. Thought I should mention that.
    Update:
  9. Marvin Wait-for-it Erikson is the most awesome baby name ever!
Update:
10. They've revealed The Mother! Damn, didn't see this coming. I mean of course we all saw this coming, but you know what I mean. Not since Voldemort has the first appearance of a fabled character given me so many butterflies. (And yeah, if that was a spoiler for you, too bad.)

Monday, September 10, 2012

Barfi Murphy Shmarfi

In the new Barfi song, they say Barfi's Amma wanted a baby like a Murphy Munna:



Who'd grow up to be this guy:


But instead, she got this:



Who grew up to be this guy:




Sad, very sad indeed.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Winning the comeback


Back in the early 90s, three actresses - Sridevi, Juhi Chawla and Madhuri Dixit were in a kind of tussle for the top that the Kareenas and Katrinas today can never dream of. There were other girls in the game, but none in the league of these three. Every new release from one of the three leading ladies would be a game changer. This was of course before Hum Aapke Hain Kaun happened to put a definitive end to the debate. A year later came Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, putting a new player in the game - Kajol. But by that time the Dixit was too big a force to be threatened by the dusky little girl.

Don’t get me wrong, fans of Raveena, Karishma, Urmila and other 90s girls. Many of them have done good films and memorable roles, but this was a time when the word ‘status’ would be routinely used in conjunction with Sridevi. Of course, stardom is never permanent, and for our heroines it is even more transient. By ’97, Madhuri’s fading career was temporarily redeemed by Dil To Paagal Hai before she wisely tiptoed out of the limelight to enjoy domestic bliss; Juhi Chawla was still a bankable name on the box office; but Sridevi, following the death of her mother and marriage to Boney Kapoor, went out with a bang that was Judaai. While Madhuri went on a hiatus, returning to do a Devdaas and later Aaja Nach Le, Juhi gracefully (whether voluntarily or not) slid into performance-oriented roles befitting her age, Sridevi went out like a star.

Now, two decades since the peak of their box-office wars, it is pleasant to see all three ladies still very much around, though in very different versions.

If some tabloids are to be believed, Madhuri Dixit is trying hard to convince everyone - and herself - that she is still Madhuri Dixit. The lady is reportedly demanding the same respect (and pay packages) as actresses who weren’t born when Tezaab was released. In her last movie Aaja Nach Le, she tried to do a slightly aged version of her most beloved screen self, even adding plot details to accommodate her real-life sojourn in the States, but audiences did not buy it. For reasons best known to herself and her family, she has decided to come back to India for good. You don’t need to read the papers to know that she’s back - you find her ubiquitous smile in departmental stores selling fabric softeners and dishwashers, on hoardings, on TV shows and commercials, using her acting chops and her expressive dancer’s face to sell toothpaste. Time will tell if all this whipped up frenzy can translate to box office returns when her Gulabi Gang and Dedh Ishqiya are eventually released, but speaking strictly for myself, I’m not holding my breath.

Juhi Chawla was always my most favourite. I always voted for her in all popularity polls that pitted her against the Dixit and the Devi (and there were many). When offers got reduced to a trickle, she took the odd film still coming her way and played her roles with élan. Along the way, she got to sink her teeth into meaty, gritty roles like the one in Teen Deewarein and the more recent I Am. Like Asha Parekh and Nanda before her, she has gradually been relegated to bhabhi roles in the majority of her projects. I don’t know if Juhi Chawla the star is satisfied with her place in the industry today, but as a loyal fan, I am more than satisfied to spot my favourite star breathing life and spunk into some otherwise forgettable movies.

And along came Sridevi. If a trailer can really tell you anything about a movie, English Vinglish is going to kick ass. Sri’s vulnerable South Indian housewife act seems to be spot on - the role rests equally on the star persona, her considerable (and mostly underused) acting ability and her real roots so that the character may come across as believable rather than grating. Whether the film lives up to its premise remains to be seen, but as far as comebacks go, Sridevi has played a masterstroke in her choice of a role.

I doubt any actress today can touch the level of stardom the three queens of the 90s enjoyed at the peak of their careers. In the years following their stardom however, they have each played a different game with differing results. Juhi made a smooth transition from star to actress, creating a new post-stardom brand that stands for a guaranteed good performance. Madhuri went out like a star and is trying to come back like one. What really sets Sridevi apart in this context is that she went out like a star and is coming back as an actress. I just can’t wait to watch her perform.

P.S. My starting point here is the year 93-94. Sridevi had already given some of her greatest hits before that time, so this kind of comparison may be fundamentally misplaced. She is also about 4 years older than the other two and entered the industry much younger. Even so, her box office mojo was anything but diminished by the 90's. Kajol at the peak of her career once said in an interview that there have been no stars since the days of Amitabh Bacchan and Sridevi.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

How to make a 'hatke' love story

Make a list of all your favourite rom-com tropes:

  • Hero-heroine meet cute: check
  • Contrasting personalities: check
  • A series of coincidences keep them bumping into each other: check
  • One of the meetings involves a party or meeting full of whacky people gone bizarrely violent: twice check
  • Neither of the two have a pair of parents intact: check
  • One of the living parents objects to the match: check
  • Said living parent is a loony wretch: check
  • One amicable and understanding grandparent: check
  • One amicable and understanding aunt: check
  • One tragic backstory entailing familial responsibilities: check
  • Hero helps heroine shoulder the said responsibility: check
  • Hero has his special place to go when he is sad: check
  • Hero-heroine almost kiss at the said special place: check
  • Hero happens to strum the guitar pretty decently: check
  • One friendly gesture misunderstood as invitation: check
  • Disapproving mom humiliates girl: check
  • One misunderstanding: check
  • Hero-heroine pine and cry: check
  • Friendly aunty talks sense into the girl: check
  • Family attempts to fix up the guy with another girl: check
  • Said girl has a boyfriend: check
  • Emotional outburst and please-let-me-be-I'm-breaking-free-of-lifelong-shackles-and-it-feels-like-an-orgasm speech in front of the whole khandaan: check
  • Attempt to go back to the girl gets botched up by interfering neighbours: check
  • Touching confession/make-up speech: check
  • Weddings: twice check
Now that you have used all the cliches that have only been used, like, in every romcom ever made anywhere, how do you make yours stand out? Oh, here's an idea: let's have a guy and girl from a 'different' community, say Parsi. Most Indians don't know that Parsis fall in love too, so that will be pretty entertaining. Now change some insignificant details about your guy and girl - how about the guy has an embarrassing job, a scooter with side-car, some gimmicky casting for the leading lady and oh, the guy and girl are about two decades older than those in most stories!

Never mind character development, thinking about how a blossoming romance between two 40+ people would differ in some fundamental ways than that between two teenagers. Never mind doing things differently because your lead pair is different. The guy can keep reminding the audience that he is 45. Never mind making your characters sane, believable and having them act their age. They're 45, they look 45, and your movie can be promoted on the strength that it is different, because look! THE LEAD PAIR IS 45 AND THEY ARE BOTH PARSI!

All the humor can be derived from the fact that these are two 45-year-old Parsis doing everything befitting a pair of 25-year-old Punjabis. If the audience still don't get the joke, lets have the leads strut their stuff dressed up like some of our most beloved on-screen romantic pairs.

Now sit back and enjoy the accolade.